Tomato B+ |
Baadasssss! (2004) |
"Benefits from being a true story, but it would be a giddy, fast-paced romp even if it were fictional." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
Babel (2006) |
"Has an unwelcome sense of self-importance and heavy-handedness." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
Baby Boy (2001) |
"Tells it like it is with just a glimmer of how it ought to be." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Baby Mama (2008) |
"Baby Mama does not represent the best of either woman's talent, but it'll do for now." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D- |
Bad Boys II (2003) |
"An utterly crass, clueless exercise in noise just for noise's sake." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C- |
Bad Company (2002) |
"Uneven like a Schumacher film, and loudly stupid like a Bruckheimer film." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Bad Education (2004) |
"A ribald story of desire, lust and obsession." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
Bad News Bears (2005) |
"We're supposed to laugh because of the shock value, but that wears off after about five minutes, and then there are still 106 minutes left." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Bad Santa (2003) |
"A pleasant bit of bittersweet candy. It should be approached only by those whose tastes run that way, but connoisseurs of such finery will find it pretty @&*%@ delectable." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Baghead (2008) |
"A blast of fresh air. It has warmth and innovation, and the mischievous good sense to subtly make fun of the type of film that it is." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
Bait (2000) |
"Foxx is a talented performer, and he has a charm about him. But this mix of comedy and action doesn't blend well, and he can't pull it off." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
The Ballad of Jack and Rose (2005) |
"A quiet, character-driven piece that slowly gets too big for itself." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Ballets Russes (2005) |
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Eric D. Snider |
Splat D- |
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) |
"Even by dumb action-movie standards, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is a dumb action movie." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
Balls of Fury (2007) |
"An Enter the Dragon parody? Really? Did it take 34 years to come up with a really good premise?" |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Balseros (2002) |
"Here are a handful of fairly ordinary people who happen to be from a crippled island with a deteriorating economy, who earn our sympathy just by being themselves." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A- |
The Band's Visit (2007) |
"The film's sweetness, simplicity, and sincerity are hard to overstate, and probably impossible not to like." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A- |
Bandits (2001) |
"No journey with Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton and Cate Blanchett could ever be too unpleasant, especially with each one performing so admirably well." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
The Banger Sisters (2002) |
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Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
Baptists at our BBQ (2006) |
"It's an amiable film, kind of funny in places, not too irritating when it's not funny, and it passes the time pleasantly (if blandly)." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Baran (2002) |
"Lovely and poignant. Puts a human face on a land most Westerners are unfamiliar with." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Barbershop (2002) |
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Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004) |
"You get the feeling the screenwriter is scraping around inside a mine that wasn't meant to be visited more than once." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
Bark (2005) |
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Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
Barnyard: The Original Party Animals (2006) |
"So, you know, it's fine. It's nothing special." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
The Baroness and the Pig (2004) |
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Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
Basic (2003) |
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Eric D. Snider |
Splat D |
Basic Instinct 2 (2006) |
"An utterly hilarious piece of camp trash that elicited more laughs from me than 'She's the Man,' 'Larry the Cable Guy' and 'Date Movie' combined." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
The Basket (1999) |
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Eric D. Snider |
Splat C- |
Batman & Robin (1997) |
"I'm not going to beat around the bush here. This is a bad movie." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
Batman Begins (2005) |
"This is a movie I can get behind, a scary, exhilarating flurry of conflicting ideals, dark heroes, darker villains and good old-fashioned bang-up action." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
Battle for Terra (2009) |
"The technical quality would have been terrific 10 years ago but looks cheap now, and while the basic story has potential, the execution is mediocre." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C- |
Battle in Seattle (2008) |
"Watching it is like being jabbed in the belly with a police baton, and not in a good way." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat F |
Battlefield Earth (2000) |
"This movie could not be stupider." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
The Baxter (2005) |
"Halfway through, the film stops trying to be a parody and simply becomes a romantic-comedy, with all the usual exasperating formalities." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D+ |
Be Cool (2005) |
"A desperate, wheezing mess." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
The Beach (2000) |
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Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
The Beat That My Heart Skipped (2005) |
"Duris fills the role with enough sympathy to make the film decent, albeit not as good as it should have been." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
Beaufort (2008) |
"A fine war picture, one that spotlights war's wastefulness and futility, and humanizes its soldier characters." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D |
Beautiful (2000) |
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Eric D. Snider |
Splat B- |
The Beautiful Country (2005) |
"While Damien Nguyen is more than capable as an actor, the character is a little dull, perhaps a bit one-sided." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A- |
Beautiful Creatures (2001) |
"Has a violent, wacko energy that keeps it alive." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
A Beautiful Mind (2001) |
"It's crisp and well-organized and thoughtful." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A |
Beauty and the Beast (1991) |
"Simply one of the best films ever made, animated or otherwise." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D+ |
Beauty Shop (2005) |
"This is the very picture of bland, uncreative filmmaking, and the fact that it was made by African-Americans is just a further example of the tragedy of black-on-black crime." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D |
Because I Said So (2007) |
"The film contains no laughs, no purpose, and no entertainment." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
Because of Winn-Dixie (2005) |
"Nothing more than a series of scenes, first cute, then sentimental, then funny, and then the cycle repeats itself." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
Becoming Jane (2007) |
"Take Jane out of the equation -- replace her with any of your basic period-piece-romantic-costume-drama heroines -- and you're left with mere trifle." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C- |
Bedazzled (2000) |
"Even if you accept its age-old premise ... there's still too much other stupid stuff to get in the way of ever really enjoying the thing." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D+ |
Bedtime Stories (2008) |
"It takes two bad genres -- live-action Disney dreck and lowest-common-denominator Sandler humor -- and blends them into one unfunny mess." |
Eric D. Snider |