Splat C |
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) |
"At its best it's kind of fun, at its worst only kind of stupid." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Galaxy Quest (1999) |
"With dry, understated wit and an attitude that is giddy without being sophomoric, Galaxy Quest succeeds in being one of the more enjoyable comedies of the season." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Game 6 (2006) |
"A very nice and simple film, with clear messages and sparklingly witty dialogue." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
The Game of Their Lives (2005) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D |
The Game Plan (2007) |
"The kind of movie that Disney used to make a lot of back in the day: live-action, simple-minded, aimed at children, and kind of stupid." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
Gangs of New York (2002) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
Gangster No. 1 (2002) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
Garden Party (2008) |
"The characters aren't interesting, and the stories toggle between tawdry and ridiculous." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
Garden State (2004) |
"Zach Braff's appeal ... is his ability to underplay the comedy, to appear befuddled and intimidated as madness surrounds him." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D- |
Garfield the Movie (2004) |
"I get bored reading a 'Garfield' strip, and it only takes 10 seconds. Imagine the effect of watching a movie that is just as dull, but 480 times as long." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
Gentlemen Broncos (2009) |
"A deeply weird movie that bears no signs of any interference from any Hollywood types. For better or worse, this is what comes out of Hess' brain when he's left to his own devices." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead (2008) |
"If Romero ever made use of a good script doctor, he'd have a combination of satire, scares, and gore that would be hard to beat. As it is, we have to settle for a rough-around-the-edges B movie." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
George A. Romero's Land of the Dead (2005) |
"Good, but not great ... Romero has been surpassed by his imitators, who have learned to make zombie flicks with greater skill than the master himself." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D+ |
Georgia Rule (2007) |
"Sloppy and awkward and inappropriate, as if the most insensitive student in the class was put in charge of the report on a sensitive subject." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D |
Get Carter (2000) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
Get Over It (2001) |
"For what it is, it's extremely funny." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C- |
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) |
"Thank goodness the movie, unlike its star, was only shot once." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
Get Smart (2008) |
"One of the better TV adaptations to come along in recent years." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999) |
"Sometimes you score points just for doing something different." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C- |
Ghost Rider (2007) |
"Whoever the inept Mark Steven Johnson had to sell his soul to in order to get put in charge of two big comic book adaptations, I hope it was worth it." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D- |
Ghost Ship (2002) |
"Even as lame horror flicks go, this is lame." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
Ghost World (2001) |
"It is to the film's credit that it treats Enid more seriously than she treats herself, eventually developing her as a dynamic, sympathetic character." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D |
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009) |
"The screenplay never comes to grips with the fact that Connor IS A LOATHSOME HUMAN BEING." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
Ghosts of the Abyss (2003) |
"Not educational in any real sense, but if you get past the annoyance of the 3-D glasses, it's a fascinating glimpse at an awesome part of world history." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
The Gift (2001) |
"One of the best-acted films I've seen in a while." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D |
Gigantic (2008) |
"Aselton seems to have ingested a hundred forgettable indie comedies, regurgitated them, and applied the random title Gigantic to what came up." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
Gigantic (A Tale of Two Johns) (2003) |
"Should be sent out to fan club members, not exhibited in movie theaters." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D |
Gigli (2003) |
"This is a movie that manages to keep finding new ways of being stupid." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D+ |
The Girl from Monday (2006) |
"A flat, tedious film that, while perhaps accessible to a mainstream audience, would probably bore them, while indie-philes would admit that it simply has no substance." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
The Girl Next Door (2004) |
"Its premise is pure sex-farce, but its themes are introspective. It has, for all its audacious laughter, a wistful tone about it." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C- |
Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003) |
"Dazzles the eye while dulling the senses. It is as gorgeous as a painting, and almost as motionless." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Girl, Interrupted (1999) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A |
Girlfight (2000) |
"An impressive debut, an enthralling story about an urban teen finding her place in life. And that place happens to be a boxing ring." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
The Girlfriend Experience (2009) |
"The conversations it provokes will probably be more enjoyable than the ones it depicts." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D+ |
Girls Will Be Girls (2003) |
"Plays out like a shticky, vulgar sitcom in which the featured characters are bitchy stereotypes." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A |
Gladiator (2000) |
"Great performances from Crowe and Phoenix." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
The Glass House (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Gloomy Sunday (2003) |
"It's a film worth seeking out, a good fit for a rainy Saturday or any other less-than-bright day of the week." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
Glory Road (2006) |
"If you have not already seen Remember the Titans or Miracle or The Rookie or Hoosiers or Coach Carter or Rudy or The Bad News Bears or The Mighty Ducks then perhaps you will love Glory Road." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
Go Tigers! (2001) |
"There's some great sports footage, some colorful characters, and a great insight into the mind of a Midwestern football town." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
Goal! (2006) |
"It's a very nice movie, completely harmless but completely useless, too." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
God's Army (2000) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
Gods and Generals (2003) |
"Three hours and 40 minutes is excessive even for a great movie, and if the movie's only so-so, it's enough to make you want to secede from the theater." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
Godsend (2004) |
"When it does finally get to where it's going, it rushes over the edge and into the pit of lunacy." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D |
Godzilla (1998) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
Godzilla 2000 (2000) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry (2004) |
"It's only OK as a movie, but it's a fantastic political ad." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
The Golden Compass (2007) |
"Weitz has the narrative leaping around frantically, managing to set up some interesting sequences but not much ongoing momentum." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
Golden Door (2007) |
"The whole picture, real and surreal, is hauntingly beautiful." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
Gone Baby Gone (2007) |
"A riveting mystery/thriller ... absorbing and carefully constructed." |
Eric D. Snider |
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