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Jen Yamato Last Login: 10/26/09

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"I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch."
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The Umbrellas of Cherbourg!
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Bronson (2009)
 
 
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Bronson (2009)
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I almost skipped the LA Film Festival screening of Bronson, because two things most certainly don't go together: my squeamish aversion to on-screen violence, and the... More

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Cool As Ice (1991)
 
 
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"When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice." -- Tagline, Cool as Ice (1991) Friends, last weekend... More

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Disaster Movie (2008)

 
 
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Posted on 9/2/08 at 12:41 PM

I have a confession to make. I paid money to see Disaster Movie last weekend.






In sum, watching Disaster Movie not only verified my hunch that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are indeed the spawn of Satan, it also reconfirmed my qualms about the upcoming election. Because even if only $6.9 million worth of people paid to see Disaster Movie on opening weekend, those people -- audiences hungry to see a Carmen Electra-Kim Kardashian cat fight, a pregnant hipster teenage mother being eaten by rabid Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Iron Man crushed by a flying cow -- might not mind electing a female VP with a pregnant teen daughter, a grandkid who might be her own child, and who has to be reminded again what the Vice President of the United States does, exactly?

But I digress. Disaster Movie = suck.

Dave and I snuck into The House Bunny immediately afterward just to wash out the taste of suckage. In comparison, it wasn't too shabby! And that, dear friends, is why I'm not (completely) sorry I suffered through Disaster Movie, although it did mean we had to watch that terrible trailer for My Best Friend's Girl twice in one night. Just terrible.

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sliknik27 on 9/11/08 at 5:48 PM

Dear Jen,

I will gladly send you a crisp $5 bill for your troubles. You watched Disaster Movie and wrote up an appropriately mocking blog entry so that I wouldn't have to. This should be considered charity work and have it's own check box on every 1040A form. This earns you the second half of that "Jentastic!" at the top of this page (DVD Tuesdays get you the first half).

-Nick

P.S. If it's any consolation, you can always remind yourself that you stole $12(?) back from Hollywood by sneaking into a slightly better, but still bad, movie.

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Jen Yamato on 9/18/08 at 12:50 PM

Excellent points! I'm glad you enjoyed the entry. I saw it as a public service of sorts. And you're right - I totally kinda almost broke even that night!

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