I knew this flick was going to scream tax write-off, but...what a rushed and hackneyed waste of time! Candy Stripers is light on the gore, slower than molasses, and riddled with piss-poor acting. Still, I'd be able to forgive all of that if it sported some decent nudity. I mean, look at the cover! But no...it doesn't even deliver on that. B-Movie connoisseurs, beware...stear clear of Candy Stripers.