The following is Armond White's plan. 1) Consistently pan great and beloved movies, and rave hated and poorly reviewed ones. Fame level: Obscure 2) Eventually people will start seeing a pattern, and start to catch on. Fame level: Slightly less obscure 3) Gain an amount of internet fame, and become a well known anti-critic. Fame level: Somewhat known 4) Continue with this consistently for two...More
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The following is Armond White's plan.
1) Consistently pan great and beloved movies, and rave hated and poorly reviewed ones. Fame level: Obscure 2) Eventually people will start seeing a pattern, and start to catch on. Fame level: Slightly less obscure 3) Gain an amount of internet fame, and become a well known anti-critic. Fame level: Somewhat known 4) Continue with this consistently for two years. Fame level: Well known 5) Become a massive joke and gain the hate of nearly everyone on this site. Fame level: Well known 6) Become the most hyped up and consistently talked about critic on the site. Fame level: Nearly famous 7) Get talked about on dozens of sites and become a main focus of attention on nearly every movie you review. Fame level: Famous 8) Get nearly every single person to hate you. Fame level: Famous 9) Continue to troll for attention. Fame level: Famous 10) Stupid people (like Bruce Campbell) are lured by your bait and are successfully trolled. Fame level: Very famous 11) Eventually gain a cult following and some ironic supporters. Fame level: Very famous 12) Noboy listens to Bruce Campbell and people continues to give me attention, falling right into me plan and allowing you to succeed at exactly what you set out to do. Fame level: Mega famous 12) Actually gain supporters who aren't just tongue in cheek, and become a meme (ie. Uwe Boll) Fame level: Internet celebreity 13) Eventually become the internet's most famous, beloved and well-known critic. Fame level: Me killing myself 14) Somehow this ends in world domination, I haven't figured it out yet. Fame level: The ruler of the world It's inevitable people. Stop it before it's too late, no good can come from this. |
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Gross Greg on 6/12/09 at 4:49 PM
There is a difference between fame and infamy. You, my friend, are famous. Armond White, however, is infamous.
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Nathan F. on 6/18/09 at 2:23 PM
bravo, well said
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blattman on 7/21/09 at 4:00 PM
I know I have been off line for a few months, but who is Armond White and why do I care what he has to say?
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Arnold W. on 7/22/09 at 4:00 PM
What is this garbage? I'm a certified critic. You elitist White man.
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scifimark on 8/20/09 at 8:33 PM
nice!!!!!!! I love the fake armond chiming in!!!
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The Austin Critic on 8/21/09 at 11:41 PM
Full proof plan, absolutely genius!
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