[Rebellious]

Originally Posted by Gorb

You would say that, being an anarchist.

And a lawyer!

[Gorb Loaf]

Originally Posted by Lord Voldemort

So look this kid was being touched by this man Robert. It started off very innocent like and the touching got worse. 1998 the kid was 11 and he was approached by this
older gentlemen who told him about a new movie coming out soon and asked the child
if he would love to see it..But the boy said that he cant speak to strangers so the old
man hit the child in the face. The little boys tooth fell out and blood trickled down his chin and then he started crying and the old man had enough so he opened the childs mouth and forced to boy to swallow some oxycodone. And then picked the boy up and they walked away torwards the old mans car. Then the young childs mother walked out of the store. But that created a panic in the mothers breasts. The old man drove off with the child and was never seen again.

This post is fucking amazing, by the way.

[Brightside]

Originally Posted by Gorb

You would say that, being an anarchist.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEA-

Sorry, I fly off the handle sometimes.

[Rebellious]

Originally Posted by Brightside

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEA-

Sorry, I fly off the handle sometimes.

Kill the lawyer!

[Fartfart]

Originally Posted by Runawayrunaway!

Yeah, Fartfart's a total artfag.

[Joe]

Originally Posted by JackMcSexbeard

Joe

lawl

[zpt4x]

I do not know much about him, but after LEAVES called me an "irrational defender of universal generalities" who was attracted to the "low pressure zone" that Getrythm had created........yeah LEAVES

[TripZone]

I like how people tend to say they "don't know much about LEAVES", then proceed to label him whatever they feel seems right. Wait, not just for LEAVES.

[Yuban]

Originally Posted by zpt4x

I do not know much about him, but after LEAVES called me an "irrational defender of universal generalities" who was attracted to the "low pressure zone" that Getrythm had created........yeah LEAVES

You get everything there is to know.

[A Tension Whore]

LEAVES reminds me of this girl I know. She's cool.

[Macphistojr]

PBF obviously. Dude likes Mamoru Oshii for ****'s sake!

[Floydsy]

Psh. Only my admirer (Magicfister) has voted for me. I'm doing something wrong here.

[A Tension Whore]

Birdie voted for me because I basically asked him to.

[Macphistojr]

For the record, I watched Angel's Egg a few weeks back. *drools*

[Floydsy]

Originally Posted by Macphistojr

For the record, I watched Angel's Egg a few weeks back. *drools*

Post more thoughts in here plox.

[Red Barchetta]

Why is moo on that list?

[Sammael]

Immaculate Exception deserves a mention. There's no one on here that's pretentious enough to draw hatred from me though, and that's really saying something.

[TripZone]

Originally Posted by Sammael

Immaculate Exception deserves a mention. There's no one on here that's pretentious enough to draw hatred from me though, and that's really saying something.

To be fair, that's largely ironic. Or partly.

[Floydsy]

Originally Posted by Red Barchetta

Why is moo on that list?

Nomination + Drunken Jules = Your answer.

[MadMan_7]

My vote is for sale to the highest bidder. Not that anyone really gives a ****.

[LEAVES]

I'm not pretentious enough to call anyone else pretentious. That would be pretentious of me. (Probably the first time the word has been used correctly in this thread.) Thus, LEAVES.

[JediMoonShyne]

LEAVES, definitely.

[zpt4x]

Originally Posted by LEAVES

I'm not pretentious enough to call anyone else pretentious. That would be pretentious of me. (Probably the first time the word has been used correctly in this thread.) Thus, LEAVES.

This is too ironically clever to be pretentious. I take back my vote

[Inkdaub]

I wouldn't vote for LEAVES even though he makes a small case for himself in this thread. Brightside, though I have never really thought of him as pretentious until now, gets my vote. I'm not sure he deserves the site-wide honor, but he's a fair choice on the poll.

[Smalley the Metalhead]

Brightside is the only answer

[Klaus Weasley]

Originally Posted by Atomic Cow

I'll give a token vote to Klaus Weasly who made an admirable bid two years ago to be the resident film snob, but was too decent and reasonable to appeals to keep it up forever. So for lack of any really obvious pretentious posters I'll throw him a vote for old time's sake and memories.

I need to work on that again.

[The Reaper]

Jesus, who are you people?

[Immaculate Reception]

Originally Posted by Sammael

Immaculate Exception deserves a mention. There's no one on here that's pretentious enough to draw hatred from me though, and that's really saying something.

I haven't been pretentious for a year or more. I have a certificate saying so. Get with the times, kid.

[Lamester]

Originally Posted by Immaculate Reception

: North by Northwest (BD)

Helluva restoration, eh?

[Spengler]

Originally Posted by The Reaper

Jesus, who are you people?

Who are you talking to...?